November 2011
2 posts
Omelas State University – Whatever →
You know, there’s a part of me who looks at the actions of each of non-raping grown men in the “Pennsylvania State University small-child-allegedly-being-raped-by-a-grown-man-who-is-part-of-the-football-hierarchy” scandal and can understand why those men could rationalize a) not immediately acting in the interests of a small child being raped, b) not immediately going to the police, c) doing...
September 2011
2 posts
Why would anyone. Ever. Attempt to make a film out of Cloud Atlas?
August 2011
2 posts
Why does every crust punk own a dog?
July 2011
3 posts
WIERZBOWSKI!!!!
June 2011
12 posts
People I would like to meet
The next guy
Random passersby
Multiple eyewitnesses
The casual reader
We all see what you did there.
Posting song lyrics on Facebook without quotation marks is the new emo.
Optimus Mime
Today in phrases that make me wish I were better at Photoshop.
This week in unintentionally offensive email...
“kobe is once again a replicated slave”
I mean, we’re talking about databases, but still.
May 2011
7 posts
There is no way my downstairs neighbor is not a tweaker. That is all.
April 2011
2 posts
You know, the one good thing about having bouts of chronic pain is that when the pain finally starts to go away, you get a free manic episode. Who wants to go to Vegas?
Saw Sarah Vowell tonight at Frank Lloyd Wright’s Unity Temple. Things could be worse.
March 2011
7 posts
“One Perfect Thing” - GVSB
“If I crawl across the floor,
Then I’d be closer to that door,
But...”
– Ride, “OX4”
“I’m all right, c’mon baby,
I’ve seen all the demons that...”
– “Twilight Galaxy” - Metric
January 2011
1 post
Somebody call Filippo Brunelleschi, because I need some perspective.
December 2010
3 posts
Tyrell Corporation, Los Angeles
Incept Date: 8 January 2016 Func: Combat, Colonization Defense Prog. Phys: Lev A
Ment: Lev A
Sosumi: Something I learned today. →
October 2010
1 post
Emancipated miners.
August 2010
3 posts
A Three Page Site
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Can you quote me for a three page site?”
Me: “Sure. What are the three pages?”
Client: “Home, Contact, and Login.”
It takes a second, then … major minimalist lulz.
July 2010
9 posts
Today’s phrase: Quantum self loathing.
Future fail
Number of music writers secretly hoping this year’s Pitchfork Music Festival will suck so they can use some variation of the phrase, “Stick a fork in it”:
47
iPod: Inky iPod Shuffle: Sparky iPad: Blinky Internal HD: Mnemosyne External HD: Calliope Apple TV: Orville
What do you call your devices?